Today's prompt is:
"Choose your favorite blog and put the 4th and 14th words in the following phrase: ______ is the new ______"
Are you freaking kidding me? Do you know how many 4th and 14th words in paragraphs before I got to something that made sense (because "know is the new ear" makes absolutely no sense - even in Oz!)?
Anyway, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to give commentary on why or how I feel about this phrase, but I'll give it a shot.
Worrying is bad.
Candy is bad.
Worrying makes you anxious.
Candy makes you anxious (and hyper).
Worrying is not yummy.
Candy is SO yummy.
Worrying < Candy
So worrying can't be the new candy.
I worry this candy may haunt my dreams later. Mmmmmmmmmm CANDY!